Inside the Actor's Studio with Mike Roe!

OK, you can all play at home! Go post your responses in the comments section, on your own blog, wherever. In any case, here is my attempt to answer James Lipton's (in)famous questions that he asks everybody to finish up his interviews on Inside the Actor's Studio:

What is your favorite word?
Rock!

What is your least favorite word?
Titty

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Creatively: Being funny; Spiritually: My pastor's amazing sermons and Christian band Team Strike Force; Emotionally: Someone showing they care.

What turns you off?
Lack of intelligence.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Politics, journalism, wrestling announcing/managing/other work in the wrestling industry, movie industry, television industry, or music industry.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Professional wrestler (I want to have a healthy body!)

What is your favorite curse word?
Bitches!

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear god say when you reach the pearly gates?
Thank you for serving me faithfully and making the world a better place.