God bless Wonkette

Wonkette is MTV's latest reporter, covering the election stuff this year. You can check out her fantastic blog on Washington, DC gossip, or keep an eye out for her on MTV. Oh yeah, and she's cute. Too bad most of her blog is about anal sex. OK, just kidding, kind of, but she does mention it an awful lot... And her gay assistant (no, really, he's gay!) isn't nearly as entertaining, so avoid posts marked "BOIFROMTROY." I mean come on, anyone who spells boy like that is probably pretty dumb in the first place. Just look at Avril Lavigne.

stereogum: rock & roll watercooler: "...she is wearing... Converse sneakers.

'If terrorists attack, I'll be able to run out of the building,' Cox says. 'Surviving a terrorist attack is the new black.'"