The Olympics!

NBC is providing over 1,100 hours of coverage of the Olympics this year. So, if you love America, cancel your plans, quit your job, and find your couch's sweet spot, because you have some watchin' in store! Or, if you're sane, watch the highlights one of the zillions of times they are played. Bonus points for noticing signs of Bob Costas going slowly insane as he tries to fill all of that time for two freakin' weeks.